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I was testing the children in my Sunday school class


to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.


I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale


and gave all my money to the church, Would that get me into Heaven?"


"NO!" the children answered.


"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard,

and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"


Again, the answer was, "NO!"

By now I was starting to smile.

Hey, this was fun!

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children,

and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?"


I asked them again.
Again, they all answered, "NO!"


I was just bursting with pride for them.
"Well," I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"


A five-year-old boy shouted out,


"YOU GOTTA BE DEAD."